SOYUZMULTFILM
The Return of the Prodigal Parrot
(TV): - Attention to all the traffic police stations! Detain the white 'Zhiguli' car.
Be careful - the criminal is armed.
- Kesha, tone the volume down. Kesha, can you hear me?
- Firstly, I'm not Kesha but Innocentius. Secondly, the criminal is armed.
Attention, attention! Close all the roads from the city.
(blaring sirens)
Comrade major, St. Polischuk's speaking.
I'm tracking the criminal on my scooter.
(shots fired)
(turns the volume down)
- I can't hear! - Kesha, please! Just a little...
Yeah, no way!
This is a disgrace! I have a test tomorrow. And you...
So, that's how it goes... So that's how you want it...
So that's the way you are! Right at the cliffhanger...
And I thought... Polischuk's going to come on his scooter... and you!!...
Oh...
Now... Now, that's enough, stop clowning around!
- I feel bad. Water!
So this is how you are! Yeah? So this is how you treat your friend!
Well, now! I'd selflessly give my life for him, but he...
No, no. That's the end! Good bye forever.
Only death will save me from my heart's sorrow.
(sings): "Good bye my love, good bye..."
Kesha, wait! Kesha!
Never mind, I'm gonna show ya.
Gonna teach you a lesson. You're gonna cry.
(car noises and other night sounds)
Oh, this is wonderful!
Delightful!
(singing): - Mid pleasures and palaces though we may roam, Be it ever so humble, there's no place like home...
Delightful!
(applause)
Oh, just you wait!
So, this one time I flew over Tahiti... Ever been to Tahiti?
Alright, so major Tomin tells me:
'The bank was robbed by lady Monica from culinary school'
Missed... 'One million, million, million scarlet roses...'
And I tell him: 'Shurik! Be careful - the criminal is armed!'
And he tells me: 'In the Greek museum, in the Greek museum is a white mouse'
(everybody laughs)
(applause)
Delightful! Delightful!
So, once I flew over to Tahiti. and Shurik there tells me:
'Maltsev took the puck then passed it right to Krutov'.
Krutov passed it ahead - right to Vakhtang Kikabidze. He shoots...'
Ah... haw... to speak plainly, Polischuk's riding on his scooter...
Once I flew over to Tahiti... There was foggy weather over the region, the wind was northern, gusty.
Delightful!
Once I flew over to Tahiti... Have you ever been to Tahiti?
- Haiti, Haiti... We've never been to any bloody Haiti.
They feed us alright even here.
Yeah, this is by no means Tahiti...
Vovka... Vovka!
(dog barks)
- Kesha... Kesha, Kesha is back!
(TV): - Attention to all the traffic police stations! Detain the blue 'Zhiguli' car.
Be careful - the criminal is armed.
- Kesha, are you gonna start it again?
- Who, me? No, no, I'm good. He wanted the volume up...
screenplay - A. Kurlyandskiy, V. Karavayev director - V. Karavayev
[THE END] Right on the cliffhanger! Oh!
Initial translation from http://notabenoid.com/book/24315/80513
Translators: mykstery, belgita80, Daiver86 ed. by Niffiwan (2022) - animatsiya.net